Is there anybody out there?

Leopold uses his psychic powers to get inside the minds of Arsenal players. The findings are … extraordinary. [...] Continue Reading…

Camera, action, cut

We get a sneak extract from Leopold’s upcoming memoir [...] Continue Reading…

5 lessons

Leopold turns to the silver screen to seek answers about Arsenal and finds them in a most bodacious place. [...] Continue Reading…

Listen for the future

Leopold is disheartended by recent results but seems to have found the answer in the form of polyphonic vinyl discs from another age [...] Continue Reading…

Robin van Iscariot

Leopold reacts to Robin van Persie’s tactics and remembers a strumming lady from his past … [...] Continue Reading…

The Oracle Speaketh

The Scrolls of Leopold were once thought lost and long forgotten, like those of the Dead Sea or The Malcolm Christie Parchments. [...] Continue Reading…

Lo! Behold the future

Leopold says sooth for he is a sooth sayer, thanketh to Frampton – Arsenal’s future mappedeth out so the intrigued ought read on [...] Continue Reading…

The Arsenal express is about to depart

Leopold on the return of the King with a mild foray into the world of literature [...] Continue Reading…

The good ship Arsenal

Leopold may have issues with Wenger’s management but not his financial acumen [...] Continue Reading…

Arsenal stuck in Death Valley

Leopold discovers that Arsene has been moonshining and some of it isn’t even worthy of that name [...] Continue Reading…