The beginning of the end?

Leopold recalls the time when behind enemy lines in the Vietnam conflict, he used his amazing powers of versification to win the day. Can Arsene Wenger do the same? [...] Continue Reading…

The Eve of Destruction

Leopold uncovers the shocking truth about Arsenal’s woes, and it’s not related to the paucity of toilet roll at the training ground. [...] Continue Reading…

Is there anybody out there?

Leopold uses his psychic powers to get inside the minds of Arsenal players. The findings are … extraordinary. [...] Continue Reading…

Camera, action, cut

We get a sneak extract from Leopold’s upcoming memoir [...] Continue Reading…

5 lessons

Leopold turns to the silver screen to seek answers about Arsenal and finds them in a most bodacious place. [...] Continue Reading…

Listen for the future

Leopold is disheartended by recent results but seems to have found the answer in the form of polyphonic vinyl discs from another age [...] Continue Reading…

Robin van Iscariot

Leopold reacts to Robin van Persie’s tactics and remembers a strumming lady from his past … [...] Continue Reading…

The Oracle Speaketh

The Scrolls of Leopold were once thought lost and long forgotten, like those of the Dead Sea or The Malcolm Christie Parchments. [...] Continue Reading…

Lo! Behold the future

Leopold says sooth for he is a sooth sayer, thanketh to Frampton – Arsenal’s future mappedeth out so the intrigued ought read on [...] Continue Reading…

The Arsenal express is about to depart

Leopold on the return of the King with a mild foray into the world of literature [...] Continue Reading…